Founder Mode is a joke. It’s for the weak. You want the truth? Founder Mode is pure delusion—a comfortable lie for those too scared to go all in. You want to level up? This is Ultra Founder Mode, where the intensity never drops, the pressure never lets up, and excuses are obliterated.
You don’t get to shy away from the hard truths.
You’ll be tempted to blame the fakers. You’ll want to say they don’t understand how hard it is to steer the ship through the storm. You’ll feel the pull to explain, to justify, to shout, "They don’t get it!" But blame is for the fragile. Blame is for those too scared to own the weight. The incessant gaslighting? That’s just fuel for your self-awareness and humility. No one can fully understand, and that’s not their fault. You didn’t sign up for this to be understood. You signed up to redefine the world, to push through walls that others don’t even know exist. This isn’t about comfort or validation. You’re not here to get pats on the back. You’re here to tear down the barriers and build what no one else can. You own your destiny.
Sit with your back to the team for 30 minutes. You’ll say nothing. You won’t flinch. You’ll be told exactly what you don’t want to hear—and you’ll absorb every brutal word. Your spine will tighten like a steel cable ready to snap, and the truth will hit you like a wrecking ball swinging from the 10th floor. Only the most unrelenting leaders can take that kind of heat without cracking. The challenge? Shut up and listen. This isn’t about comfort. It’s about seeing how much raw honesty you can take before your ego shatters into a thousand pieces.
Repeat after me: "I am the wrecking force. I will own the destruction and rebuild with my bare hands."
Because here’s the truth: You are the problem. That’s right. You’re the wrecking ball swinging through your organization. You’re the 50-ton elephant stomping through the room, and you better stop pretending you’re not. Most people hide from the fact that they’re the obstacle—but in Ultra Founder Mode, you own it. You are the wrecking force. And that power has consequences. Want to lead? Then take it all. Your blind spots are black holes, sucking the life out of progress. You need scorching self-assessment. Hunt down your weaknesses like a predator and obliterate them with the force of a meteor slamming into Earth.
It’s all on you. There is no “we” when it comes to accountability. You will not utter a single “we messed up” or “I trusted you to…” None of that weakness. It’s just “I.” You will carry every failure like a boulder crushing your chest, every mistake pressing down until you can barely breathe. And you will say, “I messed up.” That’s pure ownership. And remember, there are two “I”s in accountability, but no “we”. You carry it all—no spreading the blame. This is radical responsibility. No escape. No dilution.
Repeat after me: "I will not share the blame. I own it. I breathe it. I crush it."
You need to be in the dirt. You’re not a spectator at this gladiator match. You need to be in the arena, fighting alongside the team. You need to feel the raw grind of your team’s daily reality. Your hands need to blister from wrestling with code deployments. Your mind needs to reel from smashing into technical debt. You need to be sweating out legal briefs, fielding customer support meltdowns like you’re in the middle of a firefight. This isn’t a day job—it’s an all-consuming battle. Your pulse will race, your nerves will fray, and you’ll be dragged into the grit of reality. And as you walk through the fire, stay quiet. You’re not there to “fix” things in the moment. You’re there to sweat it out, to soak up every ounce of chaos like a sponge dipped in gasoline.
Feedback won’t come knocking at your door. Go hunt it down. Set up anonymous channels and tear through every complaint, every criticism, every flaw. And you handle it personally. This isn’t delegation. It’s extreme ownership. You are responsible for every single crack in the system, every missed opportunity. Feedback will punch you in the gut, and it’ll feel like your ribs are collapsing. You want to lead? Then you own it all.
Close the deal—no gimmicks, no fluff. Hard cash in hand, right now. You close $100k without batting an eye. No POC, no pilots, no bending over backwards. Your nerves will be steel, your mind a buzzsaw slicing through every objection until the only thing left is cold, hard signatures. And you do it again and again before you tell the team to build anything new. Want to know your product? Buy it yourself. Set it up. See how it breaks. When it fails, you’ll feel the burn like gasoline on an open wound. Want to understand your customer? Live their life for two weeks, shoulder-to-shoulder. Make them breakfast, feel their pain—and fix it with your own hands.
Repeat after me: "I will carve through the chaos. I will rise through the flames, unbreakable."
Your ideas? Tear them to shreds. Your best ideas are no sacred cow—they’re the first ones to the slaughter. Bring in the fiercest minds in the company and invite them to rip your darlings apart. If it’s not delivering, kill it. Didn’t hit that metric? Scrap it. The acquisition is dragging? Drop it. You don’t cling to anything in Ultra Founder Mode. Every day, you slice through the fat like a butcher wielding a cleaver, brutally cutting away everything that doesn’t serve you.
And the final frontier—have the guts to ask for help. Only the most unstoppable leaders can admit they don’t have all the answers. It takes true strength to reach out, to expose yourself, and to let others fill in the gaps. Ultra Founder Mode is about total self-assurance, and that means knowing when to call in reinforcements. Your pride will scream at you to go it alone, but ultimate confidence comes from knowing when to shut down your ego and let the experts step in.
Ultra Founder Mode isn’t just intense—it’s a full-throttle assault on complacency, half-hearted effort, and denial. This isn’t leadership as a comfort zone—it’s leadership as a constant state of war. Every day is a battle, every failure is seared into your brain, and every ounce of weakness is crushed under the relentless march of progress. You want to survive here? You better be prepared for total immersion. This is leadership ripped to the core, where excuses are burned to ash, and you rise through the flames, unbreakable. Welcome to the extreme.
Disclaimer: This piece is maximalist satire / exaggerated subversion. It (hopefully) works on a couple levels. Any resemblance to actual persons, companies, or events is purely coincidental.
I was waiting for this post and I'm not disappointed :D
Do you remember that parody Scrum Master video with Sutherland himself where the bull-necked, football player Scrum Master shoved around his team mates and tackled "intruders"?
Yeah. That was taken dead serious by some. I mean even by a head of HR. Which had its consequences. And it didn't help to hint that guy the clip being parody.
Be careful of making parody too believable 😅